metaphorically: i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
doglets: what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
can i just like.. crawl away and die now?
thedingledodies: oscill8wildly: milktree: you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum i need this printed on a t-shirt
I want to see how sick people are. Reblog if you...
mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
katelynpossible: never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
notsoscrumptious: it’s fucked up how many people on tumblr are alone and sad and having panic attacks in their room while their parents watch TV and how most have had a relatively normal childhood yet there’s a boom of depression and ED’s and mental disorders and it’s dumb how we’ve turned into a generation labelled as reckless but we’re only reckless with ourselves
tentacledicks: do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes and pull their face close and whisper “I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with...
hoaran: btw and dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude”
kanyewesticle: WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS